Here’s a bold statement for you: Hannah Berner’s morning routine might just change the way you start your day—and it’s not just about her coffee. But here’s where it gets controversial: while most people associate her with laughter and lightheartedness, her beauty and self-care secrets are surprisingly intentional and packed with products that even skeptics might want to try. Let’s dive in.
If you’ve ever wondered how Hannah stays energized during her None Of My Business Tour, the answer isn’t just her comedic genius—it’s her morning rituals. And this is the part most people miss: it all starts with coffee, but not just any coffee. Hannah’s go-to is LACTAID’s new coffee creamers, a game-changer for anyone who loves dairy but doesn’t love the aftermath. “I’m not quitting milk or dairy,” she admits, “and LACTAID has been perfect for me.” Her favorites? The Sweet Cream, Caramel, and French Vanilla flavors. She even mixes them up for a little morning fun. If you’re in NYC on February 12, you can join her at LACTAID’s Taste Buds Cafe (RSVP now at https://lactaidtastebudscafe.rsvpify.com/). But don’t expect her to give up her dairy—she’s all about balance.
Now, let’s talk beauty. Hannah’s tour essentials are a masterclass in looking polished even when you’re exhausted. Her must-have? The Charlotte Tilbury Pillow Talk Lip Cheat ($28), a waterproof lip liner that she swears makes her feel ‘ready to perform.’ “No matter how tired I am, this lip liner makes me look like I’ve got it all together,” she says. It’s a small step, but it’s the kind of detail that can transform your confidence—and who doesn’t want that?
But here’s the controversial part: Hannah’s skincare routine is surprisingly low-key for someone constantly on the go. She’s a fan of Kiehl’s Ultra Facial Meltdown Recovery Cream, a fragrance-free moisturizer that soothes sensitive skin. And her face mask game? On point. She’s obsessed with the BIODANCE Bio-Collagen & Hydro Cera-Nol Mask Duo, which she calls a ‘marathon essential’ for looking decent after long hours of travel. Pair that with the grace & stella Under Eye Patches or Peter Thomas Roth’s 24K Gold Hydra-Gel Eye Patches, and you’ve got a routine that’s both luxurious and practical.
Traveling as much as Hannah does requires more than just skincare, though. Her secret weapon? The Kitsch Contour Pillow Eye Mask, which she swears by for sleeping on planes. “I’m really good at sleeping on planes,” she says, “and this eye mask is a lifesaver.” Another travel essential? Her BÉIS Carry-On Roller, a durable suitcase with a soft cushion handle that’s survived her hectic tour schedule. It’s the kind of investment piece that makes you wonder why you didn’t get it sooner.
Here’s where it gets even more interesting: Hannah’s beauty routine has been heavily influenced by her friend Paige DeSorbo. From the Charlotte Tilbury Hollywood Liquid Contour Wand to at-home hair removal with a laser device, Paige’s recommendations have become Hannah’s staples. “She tries way more stuff than I do,” Hannah admits, “and I trust her judgment.” It’s a relatable dynamic—who hasn’t relied on a friend to test-drive products before committing?
As we wrap up, let’s talk Galentine’s Day. Hannah’s gift ideas are all about self-care: spa days, face masks, and a good dinner with friends. “Activities are really fun,” she says, “but it’s also about taking time to relax and connect.” It’s a reminder that self-care doesn’t have to be complicated—sometimes, it’s just about enjoying the little things.
So, here’s the question for you: What’s your non-negotiable morning ritual or beauty product that makes you feel ready to take on the day? And do you think Hannah’s LACTAID creamer obsession is genius or just a passing fad? Let’s debate it in the comments!
